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Jeremy Cherson

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Chuck Norris reading his favorite facts about himself

even though this is jeremy chersons page its all about chuck norris because jeremy has no content, only chuck norris does






This is Chucks response


Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website, chucknorris.com, with a statement. He was generally surprised and flattered by the attention. Admitting some the statements were indeed humourous, he tries not take any of them seriously. And he hopes that such statements will interest people in real facts about Chuck Norris contained in his literary works. His full response is available here: http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=3

On October 23, 2006, Chuck Norris' first column for WorldNetDaily consisted of yet another response. It began similarly to the above quote from chucknorris.com, but then disclaimed Norris' own prowess in favor of God and Jesus Christ.

In response to "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Norris said

It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.


By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.1

In response to "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever." Norris said

"There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.


If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood."2

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